We don't call it Garbage People with a capital "G P" just for kicks.  This old recipe is one that's been passed down from our great grandmothers and great grandfathers of Trash.  To us, Garbage People is a whole lot more than a buzzwordy term — it's about all the things big and small, that we collectively consider as 'garbage' brought to life in a way that's dare we say... digestible.  Delicious, even.  Garbage People will jazz up any stale old gathering such as:  silly sleepovers, funerals, zoom parties (are people still doing those?), and plenty more.  Garbage People brings likeminded Trash folks together.  Come on down to our safe and chaotic place that is the dumpster. 

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Does anything make sense anymore?  You'll be delighted to know that the scientists at Black Market Media have discovered that the answer is a resounding: No.  But also: YES!  Things DO make sense and reality is an artificial construct.  Garbage People is everywhere, Garbage People is everyone.  Name your noun, we've got it down.  It’s deep and moist, best served with toasted pecans.  Whoops.  Forgot to delete that bit from the carrot cake recipe.  Unlike carrot cake, Garbage People's flavor is derived from some of the darkest corners of our world and internet, and in equal parts, some of the most weird and whimsical.  Metamodern?  You betcha.  Where the absurd is hand-crafted into timeless scenarios with a decadently surreal 2020s twist, sprinkled with irony, a splash of schadenfreude, and baked.  Hungry yet?  (OK this is where you come in.) This magnificent work of garbage is best served hot and timely but will last forever.  Because Trash is forever. And let's be honest, leftovers are the best.  Don't let the Big Instant Gratification™ corporations fool you. There's a little something for everyone here in ye olde town of Trash.