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Graffiti Steed Runs for Town Mare

In a surprising turn of events, "J.J." Graffiti Steed has announced his candidacy for mayor, citing his unique perspective on the happy hay initiative in Trash (because of course he did) and promises of continued unwavering dedication to the community (paying people back in a reasonable amount of time). He believes his experience in navigating Trash's ever-evolving ethos and providing moral support as a "friendly neigh-borhood steed" makes him the perfect candidate to lead the town. Steed's on a steady hoof to city hall and he's ready to trot right into the political arena.


This sudden political move follows his recent public incident where he was seen wearing a 'Make Trash Fun Again' beer-goggles hat around the Trash Town Square, boldly proclaiming that he is going to "open his own handjob parlor" which he later claimed was taken out of context by passerbys. Neigh-sayers believe that the horse's recent interest in politics only came after an eventful evening where he drunkenly attempted to order fast food in drag for a discount. He was escorted from the restaurant where he gave an impassioned slurry of a speech on Trash Boulevard.

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