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Touchdown Party: Celebrate SB LIX at The Landfille

Get ready for the most epic Super Bowl LIX bash at The Landfille, Trash's beloved hometown bar where everybody knows your name—and sometimes, your drink order! This year, The Landfille is taking the Super Bowl party to the next level with the installation of a brand new jumbo flatscreen and predictions wilder than the crowd on game day.


"We're fuckin' stoked about this new flatscreen TV," says bar owner Rockin' Horse, "It’s going to be like front-row seats at the Super Bowl. With this bad boy, you won't miss a thing, and hey, maybe even spot those rumored holograms."


The rumor mills are churning and Trash residents are buzzing with excitement, convinced that Drake will make a surprise appearance at the halftime show during Kendrick Lamar's performance. And if that's not enough, some of our tinfoil hat wearing neighbors have predicted that those watching the game from screens will be able to recognize some hilariously obvious pre-programmed holograms, while the in-person crowd will be left scratching their heads.



Start placing your bets now!
Start placing your bets now!


As for the game itself, the only prediction that seems certain is that one team will come out on top—though which one remains a mystery as elusive as The Landfille's secret truffle fries recipe. So come on down to The Landfille, where the beer is cold, the truffle fries remain a mystery, and the Super Bowl predictions are as entertaining as the commercials. Don't miss out on what promises to be the most unforgettable Super Bowl party of the year!



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