He's Not Circling Back, He's Galloping Back
In a move that has the entire town of Trash buzzing, the beloved neighborhood Steed has thrown his lucky horseshoes into the running as he hits the mayoral campaign trail once again. Known for his wild card nature, this equine candidate is promising to maintain the continued legalization of Happy Hay and put a definitive stop to AI meddling. His campaign slogan, "Vote Yay on Prop 69 for Happy Hay" has already garnered a loyal following amongst younger voters.
Despite his unconventional approach, Graffiti Steed's previous run for mayor left a lasting impression on the community. "He's a f*ckin' asshole," said Patches 'Hussleking' Plush. As the campaign trail heats up, residents are eager to see if this four-legged contender can trot his way to victory and deliver on his campaign promises.

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